A Very Odd Thing Just Happened...

"Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars) 10/26/2015 at 11:53 • Filed to: VIP

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A VIP style Lexus LS400 (not unlike the one pictured) just zoomed down my dead end street, turned around and then stopped in front of my house for roughly 10 seconds, then once again took off. I’m not sure if the VIP Gods are looking over me, or that I might be the next Yakuza hit. Either way, I’m freaked out.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 11:57

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careful...the anti-stance crowd is in full force today

Ash78, voting early and often > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 11:59

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Hey wheels, make me a salad! And don’t skimp on the julienned carrots, assuming you can even cut them right.

Wobbles the Mind > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 11:59

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They probably only stopped due to the dead leaves in front of your home causing the car to bottom out.

Jack Does Cars > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/26/2015 at 12:02

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So I’ve heard.

Jack Does Cars > Ash78, voting early and often 10/26/2015 at 12:03

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A good salad does sound good, today.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 12:03

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I want a VIP Lexus so bad.

Jack Does Cars > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2015 at 12:03

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Not an unlikely theory.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 12:05

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Move first. Ask questions later.

Jack Does Cars > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2015 at 12:10

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I’ll make my way to the Oppo Safe House

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/26/2015 at 12:10

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Same

CalzoneGolem > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 12:14

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Did you order take-out noodles?

Jack Does Cars > CalzoneGolem 10/26/2015 at 12:17

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No. Sadly there’s no Chinese delivery where I live.

CalzoneGolem > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 12:22

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The struggle is real.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 12:25

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Maybe they wouldn’t attack if you had a dumped Lexus.

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/26/2015 at 12:28

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I hope they dom’t attack me.

Jack Does Cars > CalzoneGolem 10/26/2015 at 12:29

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Tell me about it...

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 12:31

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I might be able to run you to south america if you pay me.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 12:42

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Unlikely, but not invalid.

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/26/2015 at 13:22

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*Suddenly realizes that I am, in fact, Butch Cassidy*

RazoE > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/26/2015 at 13:50

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seriously

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 13:50

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So you in?

RazoE > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 13:53

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If they drove down a dead-end street and immediately turned around, then they probably weren’t expecting it to be a dead-end, hence, they’re lost. They stopped for a few moments to collect their thoughts or punch something into a GPS device of some sort.

Or you know, murder isn’t out of the question.

Übel > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 16:33

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Time to brush up on your Katana skills

Jack Does Cars > RazoE 10/26/2015 at 18:25

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I’m done for, goodbye forever.

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/26/2015 at 18:25

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Let’s do it.

Jack Does Cars > Übel 10/26/2015 at 18:26

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I just sold my Wii like a month ago.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 18:55

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We have to run some drugs to make it profitable.

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/26/2015 at 20:55

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I knew a guy in Medellin that could have helped us out big time, but he died on my birthday...five years before I was born.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 21:28

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When we going to do this?

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/26/2015 at 21:29

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Well my only day off this week is Thursday. Can that work?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/26/2015 at 21:34

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Thursday is no good.

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/27/2015 at 06:49

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I see. I’ve also got to be in Charlotte on Monday for the football game...wait, that’s it. They’re trying to lure me to the football stadium. I simply cannot go, now.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/27/2015 at 09:58

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I’ll see what I can do.

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/27/2015 at 15:09

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Thank you

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/27/2015 at 15:14

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Now... A bit of warning... there are no guarantees.

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/27/2015 at 15:22

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I understand. Trust me, this isn’t the first time I’ve had to leave the country. Who even says that Jack is my real name?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/27/2015 at 15:22

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This is why my username is a description and not a name.

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/27/2015 at 15:27

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Someone Does Cars: Carless Whisper

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/27/2015 at 15:35

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I mean. I guess it works.